Rex Tillerson can't find the butter
Rex was in the kitchen and she was in the living room. He said "Sweetheart, where is the butter?" She said, "Darling it's in the refrigerator. "But, Honey, I don't see it there." "Sugar, it's on the right side in the door." He said, "Sweetie, It's not there." "Oh, Love, I know it's there. Do you want me to come find it?" "No, Darling." Rex said, "I'll be able to find it." Then he walked into the bedroom and took a nap.